She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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