she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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