She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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