Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
