Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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