Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My life is pants optional.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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