Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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