Non-Jews are for practice
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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