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Soap is not a condiment
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Watching her eat just hurts me
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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