Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
This girl is more easily done than said...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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