even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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