:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Randomize
