I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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