i can't believe i had my finger in that
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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