Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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