Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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