hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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