i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
only you would photoshop your dick
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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