You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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