it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
two words...techno handjob
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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