It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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