oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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