I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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