A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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