Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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