Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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