doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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