Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
3 2 1 whiskey
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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