We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
