yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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