I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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