we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
NoShamevember. You game?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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