last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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