sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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