Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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