Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
True college students do jello shots in the library
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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