Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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