So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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