Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize