At least make sure they are 18
Why
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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