your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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