i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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