im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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