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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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