quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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