I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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