she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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