i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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