I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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