You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I AM VODKA MAN
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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