It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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