My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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